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The Bird And The Boy. [1] Kaitou Kid X Reader

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    "BaKaito!! Why did you look at my panties again!?" Aoko yelled, picking up a chair and using it as a weapon to hit Kaito. Kaito was dodging her attacks with his flashy grin on his face as usual.
    "Because it's fun to see your reaction!!" He snickered. Aoko's face went even redder than it was before. "You pervert!!" She screamed, and threw the chair at him. He ducked. At that exact moment, the door opened...
    "Good morning sensei--"
    BANG!!
… And that was how you ended up in the hospital with Aoko and Kaito in front of you on their knees.
    "We are very sorry (y/n)-chan!!" Aoko said.
"We are very sorry (y/n)!!" Kaito echoed. You pressed your fingers (gently) to your bandaged forehead.
    "It's fine," you said, "… At least it wasn't too serious." Aoko sighed in relief. Kaito, who was blushing in embarrassment for being so stupid, was looking in away. Aoko smacked his head. "If you hadn't looked at my panties this wouldn't have happened, BaKaito!!" She said, glaring at him. "Yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry okay!?" He cried, rubbing his head.
    …And there goes your Wednesday morning…
--Time Skippy To Thursday Morning!--
♧Kaito's POV♧
    Man… I feel so bad… I mean, yeah, I wasn't the one who threw the chair but… it WAS kind of my fault…
    "Oi, Kuroba-san. Kuroba-san!" The voice snapped me out of my thoughts. "Hey, are you okay? You've been spacing out." Oh, it was (y/n)...
    "A-ah… I'm fine. Don't worry about it (y/n)." I say. She frowned. But then regained her usual posture.
    "If you still feel bad about yesterday don't worry. I feel fine!" She said, a small smile on her face. "Besides, isn't AOKO the one you should be worried about?" I felt heat rising to my face.
    "W-whaaaat!?" I exclaimed, nearly falling out of my chair. She snickered.
    "Well, Hakuba-san seems to have taken a liking to her! And if your not soon enough, who knows when he'll steal her heart?"
    "W-well, who cares?! Who'd like an old hag like her?!" Her smirk grew and her (e/c) eyes narrowed. Oh god, now she looks like one of those cats!
    "Ohh?? You shouldn't lie to your heart Kuroba-kun~" She said. I gulped. When she calls me that, it's usually to tease me. And she always says it in such a creepy tone too! Yeesh!
    "I-i'm not lying to myself!! B-besides I… like someone else…" I said the last part quietly, but she heard it anyway.
    "Really? Who is it??"
    "J-just somebody!!"
    "Then I'll find it out!"
    "Whaaaaaaaa!?"
--Another Time Skippy!!--
♢??? POV♢
    It was 7:59 pm. Jii had called me last week about Kaitou Kid's next heist. Yes, I know who Kid actually was, but I never said anything about it. Truth is, I'm a thief. A Phantom Thief, just like Kid himself. I am "Lady Bird." And right now, I was standing on the roof, waiting for Kid's arrival.
    Dong… Dong… Dong… the clock struck 8. Time for Kid to shine. I leaped off the building, spread my "wings" (a hang glider lololol) and "flew" to the building-- the big dome-- for Kid's heist. Tonight, he is planning to steal "Maiden's Jewel" (I made it up),  a blue Sapphire. I snuck into the building and hung by my legs upside down on a beam. No one seemed to notice my presence. Well, good thing I was wearing a long jacket and not a mini-skirt.
    "Listen up! Tonight, we are going to catch Kaitou Kid no matter what! You hear me?! We'll have the advantage tonight! He's not here yet!" Ahh, it was Inspector Nakamori. I smirked.
    'Wrong,' I thought, 'because...' The lights flicked off. '…He's already here.'
    People were panicking, but outside, people were screaming "Kid!!" And "Kid-sama!!" Sneaking up to the roof, I waited for Kaitou Kid to make his appearance.
♧Kaito's POV♧
    Haha, this was way to easy. Stealing the "Maiden's Jewel" was a piece of cake. As usual, I ran past the guards and up to the roof. As I stood at the edge I could hear my fans screaming. Heh.
    I was about to open my hang glider when I heard someone clapping behind me. I turned my head and saw a girl wearing a white jacket ( genderbend-n ) that was… pretty long. Her (h/l) (h/c) hair was blowing in the wind. She had a small smirk on her face, though, half of it was covered with a white top hat similar to mine, so I couldn't see her eyes. She tilted her top hat a bit higher and her smirk grew wider.
    "That was a very astounding escape, Kaitou Kid-san." She said. "But--" suddenly, a blue Jewel appeared in her hand. "--This isn't what you were looking for, is it?" I looked down at my own hand and realized that the "Maiden's Jewel" was gone. My head snapped up. She had risen the Jewel so that the moonlight could hit it. Tsk. It wasn't the Pandora. Then, the mysterious girl started to speak again.
    "Such a shame, huh? You use up so much energy, only to find the wrong one." She said, throwing the Jewel at me. I caught it and glared, which only made her smile wider. "But," She began, "at least you are doing your best to find it, no?"
    "Who are you?" I asked.
    "Ah, I apologize. I have been speaking for so long without introducing myself. I am the Phantom Thief 'Lady Bird.' Pleased to make your acquaintance, Kaitou Kid-san." She bowed. Lady Bird? Somehow… that name sounds familiar… Suddenly, it hit me. Lady Bird was the most famous female thief, well, other than Phantom Lady, in Japan! Her heists had stopped 8 years ago, the same time as dad!
    "I am sure that you will be a very formidable ally. Have a good night, Kid-san." She said. Suddenly, a hang glider sprouted from her back, and she leapt off the edge of the building. I hurried to the edge and looked. There was no crowd there… I couldn't see her either. Suddenly, I noticed a small piece of paper and a (f/c) rose.
    "Dear Kaitou Kid,
We have just met, but I am sure we shall become the greatest of friends. I am your ally in these heists and I will make sure you won't get caught until you find the Pandora. I am also looking for it as well, for the one who lost his life for me and the love of his life, Phantom Lady.
                                                                -Lady Bird.
P.S.
I am sure we will meet again."
    So she knew my dad. Heh. I am excited to meet this interesting "ally" again.
--Time Skippy Thing--
♢3rd Person POV♢
    Kaito sighed. He still hadn't figured out who was the mysterious "Lady Bird" whom he had met last night. He slumped against his chair when a hand appeared in front of his face. A daisy sprouted out from it, and he looked up. "Good morning, Kuroba-san!" You say, with a closed eye smile.
    "Oh, good morning (y/n)…" You whacked his head (gently). "Oww!! What was that for?!"
    "That was for being an idiot." You took your seat (which was in front of his own) and sat on it backwards (resting your head on the back of the chair) and stared at him. "W-what?" He asked.
    "… You have been thinking about Lady Bird, hm?" You asked, the usual smirk on your face. His eyes widened in shock.
    "How do you know about her?"
    "Oh please! Didn't you know that she left a notice saying that she was Kid's ally?"
    "S-she did?"
    "Yeah. God, your so dumb!"
    All of a sudden, Aoko appeared and slammed her hands down on the desk. Both you and Kaito recoiled in shock. "H-hey, Nakamori-san!" You say, sweatdropping.
    "A-Aoko!! What the hell?!" Kaito cried.
    "Did you hear about Lady Bird?!" She asked.
    "Y-yeah, what about her?" You asked.
    "Ugh, I can't believe it!!"
    "You… can't believe what?"
    "Now dad has to catch another up-to-no-good thief! And she's in cahoots with Kaitou Kid!!"
    "Really? I think a lot of people are pretty excited to see Lady Bird you know…" Kaito said.
    WHACK!!
--Another Time Skip Because I'm Lazy--
    It was May 13th, Kid's next heist. This time, he was going to steal the "Aquarius Flood." Kaito had received a letter in his mailbox from Lady Bird and had been told that this one was… made to look like a fish; which worked against his ichthyophobia. So, this time, Lady Bird will go steal it. He had asked her how she would do it.
    "A magician never reveals her tricks beforehand, Kid-san." She had said. Ah, so she was a magician as well… this was going to be interesting.
--Time Skip-- (A/N: That's alot of time skips O w O)
♢??? POV♢
    It was time to steal the Jewel. I, Lady Bird, was dressed up as a regular, male citizen-- thank goodness for my flat chest (A/N: *snicker*)…-- and was standing in one of the buildings that Suzuki Jirokichi owned (lol yup! ^-^). I could hear many people chatting about things like; "Who is Lady Bird?" And "Will she really appear tonight?" And sometimes "Kyaa!♡ I'm so excited!" Which… you probably know who it is…
    *ahem* anyway, as I was saying, I was blending into the crowd as a male citizen, waiting for the time to become 9:00.
    Dong… Dong… Dong. Time to shine. Kaito turned off the lights, because I asked him, just 10 seconds after the 8 became a 9. As usual, people panicked. Then, once the lights came back on, I had "appeared" on top of the glass case, top hat tilted low so no one could see my face.
    "Lady Bird actually came!" A person said. "Kyaa!!♡" Another cried. "She's so cool!" And many other comments. I smirked.
    "I have never properly introduced myself." I say, standing up. "I am Lady Bird, ally of Kaitou Kid. Very pleased to meet your acquaintance." I bowed. More screams. I carefully picked up the "Aquarius Flood" and took of my hat. People gasped. Some whined. Of course, I wasn't going to let anyone see my face, or my cover would be ruined. Which is why I was wearing a white mask ( 2da94efd49c404b870a6f1b089f072 ). I took out my "wand" ( DSC04720_0 the baton), and tapped the opening of the hat twice, and the hat bursted with multicolored smoke. Then I made my way to the roof, where I was going to meet Kid. And tell him that I'm really...
... (y/n) (l/n)...


                  ~End Of Chapter 1~
Kuroba Kaito is childhood friends with (y/n) (l/n). She was very kind, but had a somewhat cocky attitude. Due to her flat chest (*ahem*), and her boyish attitude, she would dress up like a boy, and wear the male school uniform. But soon, a young female magician wearing a costume for theft, Kaitou Kid finds out who she really is, and his true love.

Helloooo friends~♡ Okay, so, I've started to watch Detective Conan again, and then I found out that there was another series about Kaitou Kid and yeah. So, you probably figured out who Lady Bird actually is, huh? Yes! If not, read on to find out!♡
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